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Egg Foo Bill

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Egg Foo Bill

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YOU HOPE YOUR EXECUTIONERS WILL CONSULT
AFTER HAVING ASKED WHAT YOU'D LIKE FOR YOUR "LAST MEAL"
TO WHICH YOU'RE THEORETICALLY ENTITLED
HAVING BEEN CAUGHT AND CONVICTED AND SENTENCED TO THE DEATH PENALTY
DESPITE YOUR ONLY CRIME BEING THAT
YOU SIMPLY LOVED YOUR EGGS TOO MUCH

Or,

IF LOVING EGGS IS WRONG,
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE "WRITE",
AND SO CAN YOU!

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