EGG FOO BILL
1. take last night's leftover vegetable fried
rice (which was delicious, but c'mon, who
can eat all that?) and cover the bottom of a
smallish (and buttered, obv) frying pan
2. take 2 (or 3, depending on size of pan, and
amount of rice) of "team king" (tm) eggs,
and whip them (literally) inside a (clean,
obv) coffee cup
3. using said coffee cup, pour said scrambled
eggs over said rice inside said pan
4. with wooden spoon, mix until cooked
5. serve promptly
6. die happy
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